Overheard at my local Chili’s:
Chili’s waitress, with forced enthusiasm: “Hey, Chili’s! It’s Maggie’s 5th Birthday!”
Gaggle of unexcited waitresses, singing along to militant handclaps: “Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday from Chili’s!
Happy Birthday to you!”
So have your next birthday at Chilis. Because nothing says “thanks for celebrating with us, now sit down and let us turn this personal moment into a Chili’s billboard” like putting an advertisement in your birthday song.
Jared Christensen » 4681 days ago #
Chili’s makes one awesomely tender steak ‘n’ potatoes meal. I’m just sad to discover that all that deliciousness is built upon the broken dreams of five year old birthday girls.
I wonder what’s next?
Me: “Excuse me, miss, where’s the restroom?”
Chili’s hostess: “This answer to your question is brought to you by Chili’s Big Mouth Burger. You tell us how to make it, with all the fresh fixin’s you want, just like you like it!”
Me: “You’re gonna need someone to clean up this puddle.”
@ Abel – It’s the neck. Punch in the neck.