- Grow a beard.
- Read several dozen books.
- Watch several dozen movies.
- Learn to crochet.
- Peel lots and lots of potatoes.
- Attempt to measure the depth of your disappointment.
- Take up a new hobby, like microbiology or cheese.
- Purchase a variety of wiring from Lowe’s and build your own internet.
- Reincarnate yourself as a DSL technician.
- Enjoy a nice long coma.
david » 3896 days ago #
“Attempt to measure the depth of your disappointment,” that is one of the best things I have ever heard.
Keegan Jones » 3896 days ago #
Haha! Dude, I feel your pain. When I moved to Dallas, it took them 3 weeks to get me hooked up.
Jared Christensen » 3896 days ago #
You’ll all be happy to know that after roughly 2 hours of tech support help, 1 hour of calls to customer service and no less than 26 days of waiting, DSL has been restored at Hacienda Christensen. AT&T is the devil (except for Natalie, B.J. and Tara – 3 very nice people who couldn’t actually come out and kick the technicians in the pants, but who helped and comiserated with me. Thanks guys.).
I feel a scathing blog post coming on. I wish I had screencapped the awful registration process I had to go through. You’d think we were all still clubbing mastadons or something. Sheesh.
Daniel Miller » 3895 days ago #
Wait. did this comment post or just preview? I thought u were teh a-list. ;)
Jared Christensen » 3895 days ago #
Well that all depends on which button you pressed, Daniel. :) But yes, my comment form sucks.
Rockers Delight » 3894 days ago #
As a new browser of jaredigital.com, I just thought you didn’t post much!
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