I don’t even know where to begin. I feel so honored. First of all I’d like to thank Nina herself for friending me. I’ve thought it would be cool to be Nina’s friend since back in the day when she was shredding it up with Veruca Salt. Our friendship is young, but I just know that we’re totally going to be IMing soon and sharing inside jokes. Oh, it’ll be the best, hanging out backstage and stuff. I can’t wait!
I’d also like to thank MySpace for giving me the means to be best buds with all my favorite celebrities. I’m just giddy with thoughts of who might friend me next! Fear Factor’s loudmouth host, Joe Rogan? Ex-Blink182 drummer and feuding divorcee Travis Barker? Popozao himself, K-Fed? Oh man, I think my head’s going to explode with virtual joy.