Monday June 13, 2005

A Typical Day.

Well, today was going to be the day that I posted my writeup revealing The Answer To Everything, but since Garrett hit me upside with this Madlibs meme business, you’ll have to wait a few more days to find meaning in your existence.

And it goes a little something like this:

A typical day for J to the Dizzital.

On a typical day I wake up, wash the papaya residue from my armpits and put on my chinos. I say goodbye to Zsa Zsa Gabor and I jet to a space staion where I am a designer. I feel ambivalent about what I do, sure I’d rather be a corn-shucker in Anytown, USA, but this pays the bills and buys me lots of tribbles that I can punt.

My morning is pretty ho-hum. Aside from my 836,347,362 trips to the lavatory to plot world domination and my zesty encounter with Garrett, it’s just the same every day.

I break for lunch and draw with Bill Gates over a clammy plate of sushi. A quick jaunt to Best Buy to shoot the breeze with Abel, who’s a total Jedi warrior, and it’s back to the grind, until 12:01 when I jump in my puce Gremlin and head for home.

My evening is spent playing Yahtzee and listening to Neil Diamond while rolling around the living room wishing I was Rocky Balboa and drinking all sorts of sparkling water. Then it’s off to bed where I dream of Jeannie(what else?) and Ryan Sims in a leisure suit(wha…?).

Three people to whom I am passing this here meme:

  1. George W. Bush (Yes, again)
  2. Abel Rios
  3. Chuck Mallott


Garrett » 5942 days ago #

Ha. That make’s mine sound downright boring. Zsa Zsa Gabor. Tribbles. Ryan Sims.

Zesty encounters. Hmm, I’m feeling a Notable Words submission here. Too bad it isn’t all your writing.

Jared Christensen » 5942 days ago #

Just you wait. My writing is bound to get zestier.

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