Jared works hard and tries not to take himself too seriously. He is also tall, and is a terrible basketball player. What a useless stump.
Having grown up in the sweltering Texas heat, Jared enjoys staying indoors, air conditioning, indoor spaces, working on his pasty complexion, air conditioning, movie theatres and ice bins. A Level 7 Elvish Photoshop Mage with +10 Dropshadow Power, Jared specializes in visual design & interaction design — two fancy terms he uses to make himself sound important and to explain that he cares about both how things look and how things work.
When Jared is not being a jerk by forgetting to label his Photoshop layers, eating all the office candy and showing up for work on time every day (so annoying), he enjoys never being satisfied with his own work, bunnies, first person shooter games, music, reading (nothing with big words, naturally) and movies. You know, stuff that most guys like. A real original.
Jared can also be found at these other online places, ruining them for others with his stupid face:
If, for some inexplicable reason, you want to contact Jared, you can email him at jaredc {at} jaredigital {dot} com.